[She'd honestly love to meet him. He sounds ridiculous.]

I'm just saying it's not just guys that think you're pretty. [Ahem.] And your secret admirer said your skirt was cute.

[So totally could be a girl. Completely flawless logic right here.]

Look, leaving a mystery letter like this, you know they've gotta be super sappy or super shy. Or both.

Isn't there anyone you've ever talked to that'd fit that description?