[Yang'll look at her confused and then take the offered piece of paper. Her features'll shift through a few expressions as she reads it from curious to bemusement, to cringing, to...biting her bottom lip.
Which doesn't work because a loud snerk escapes her anyway, followed by her just giving up and laughing.]
Oh my god.
[Hang on. She's got this. Pulling it together. ...Nope, cracking up again. And she's having a hard time getting her words out now.]
I'm sorry. [Not really.] The ice sculpture thing, I can't...
[Deep breaths, Xiao Long.]
Oh...oh wow...some things just don't change.
[She coughs to clear her throat and regain the rest of her composure as she hands the letter back.]
[ the more time yang takes to read, the more uneasy weiss feels and then the blonde starts laughing and everything just goes downhill. her cheeks flush at the idea of somebody thinking that way towards her—it's not new, but to actually be told these things—it's too much! ]
[ she doesn't think it's jaune too! thank god for that. ]
No, the guy I know from work doesn't write like this. He talks more like some kind of... weirdo.
[ she places her palm on her face, fingers splayed so that yang can see her eyes. when she speaks again, her voice takes on a lower register. she's trying to imitate gundam tanaka. ]
I am the Dark Lord of Ice, the servant of darkness! I live in the sewers where my body can truly be free!
[ yeah... yang should meet gundam so she can see for herself how terrible that impression was. :') ]
Girls? [ she frowns. ] Is this the part where I tell you that I don't get along with much girls here?
[ ... wait, wait, wait. that time she met magilou, they talked about love and that witch has always been so intrusive when it came to weiss' relationships. could this be a prank that she set up? ]
but after a few seconds of giving yang the stick eye, she bursts into laughter. she really hopes she doesn't get something else, but it's funny to think about. ]
[emp] action (i hope this is ok!)
Date: 2017-05-20 01:05 am (UTC)Hey, Yang? You didn't pull a prank on me, did you?
A-OK!
Date: 2017-05-20 07:46 am (UTC)Oh gawd...don't tell me, you found out about the hair-dryer?
[And then she notices the unease in Weiss's expression and drops the act.]
No, I've kept my hands clean, I swear. ...Something happen?
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Date: 2017-05-20 08:12 am (UTC)Well, I found this letter in the mail. It's unsigned.
[ she fishes out the piece of paper and hands it to yang for her to read. ]
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Date: 2017-05-20 08:33 am (UTC)Which doesn't work because a loud snerk escapes her anyway, followed by her just giving up and laughing.]
Oh my god.
[Hang on. She's got this. Pulling it together. ...Nope, cracking up again. And she's having a hard time getting her words out now.]
I'm sorry. [Not really.] The ice sculpture thing, I can't...
[Deep breaths, Xiao Long.]
Oh...oh wow...some things just don't change.
[She coughs to clear her throat and regain the rest of her composure as she hands the letter back.]
I had absolutely nothing to do with this.
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Date: 2017-05-20 08:45 am (UTC)Don't laugh! It's not funny!
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Date: 2017-05-20 09:16 am (UTC)[Kinda very funny. She can't wait for the guitar serenades to start again, those were a riot.]
You've gotta have some idea who'd send this.
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Date: 2017-05-20 10:15 am (UTC)[ she's not about to deny that she's attractive, but nobody's really shown interest in her in this place. ]
What if it's a stalker?
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Date: 2017-05-21 01:04 am (UTC)[She seems genuinely surprised by this, but then she offers a small reassuring smile.]
I'm sure one of us would've seen somebody if you had a stalker.
[A small snicker and her expression turns thoughtful.]
Okay, well, we know it's not Jaune.
[...Probably.]
Maybe it's somebody from work?
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Date: 2017-05-21 02:03 am (UTC)No, the guy I know from work doesn't write like this. He talks more like some kind of... weirdo.
[ she places her palm on her face, fingers splayed so that yang can see her eyes. when she speaks again, her voice takes on a lower register. she's trying to imitate gundam tanaka. ]
I am the Dark Lord of Ice, the servant of darkness! I live in the sewers where my body can truly be free!
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Date: 2017-05-21 02:28 am (UTC)Okay, so not that guy.
[Another thoughtful look and then her smile turns slightly lop-sided.]
You know, it might not be a guy at all. Got any girls who are friends but not girlfriends I don't know about?
[God, Yang why...]
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Date: 2017-05-21 03:02 am (UTC)Girls? [ she frowns. ] Is this the part where I tell you that I don't get along with much girls here?
[ ... wait, wait, wait. that time she met magilou, they talked about love and that witch has always been so intrusive when it came to weiss' relationships. could this be a prank that she set up? ]
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Date: 2017-05-21 03:26 am (UTC)I'm just saying it's not just guys that think you're pretty. [Ahem.] And your secret admirer said your skirt was cute.
[So totally could be a girl. Completely flawless logic right here.]
Look, leaving a mystery letter like this, you know they've gotta be super sappy or super shy. Or both.
Isn't there anyone you've ever talked to that'd fit that description?
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Date: 2017-05-21 03:43 am (UTC)super sappy and super shy, huh?
her face reddens when an idea hits her. but— no... ]
No. . . I don't think it's him of all people.
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Date: 2017-05-21 05:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-05-21 05:24 am (UTC)[ just admitting it out loud is so embarrassing. ]
I really don't think this is his doing.
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Date: 2017-05-21 05:40 am (UTC)[Beat.]
Yeah, I could see that.
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Date: 2017-05-21 05:55 am (UTC)[ ... a pause, and her she frowns. ]
I wouldn't call them terrible pick-up lines, exactly.
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Date: 2017-05-23 08:43 am (UTC)[But she's also an ass so...]
You sure it couldn't be him?
[Admittedly she doesn't know Atsushi very well yet, but...]
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Date: 2017-05-24 03:17 am (UTC)[ and she's also denying the fact that it could be him. ]
(no subject)
Date: 2017-05-24 10:31 am (UTC)[She's yet to see a secret admirer stay secret very long.
A small snicker.]
Or send you something else.
[Gawd, she hopes the next one is a love poem.]
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Date: 2017-05-25 12:54 am (UTC)[ dear god...
but after a few seconds of giving yang the stick eye, she bursts into laughter. she really hopes she doesn't get something else, but it's funny to think about. ]
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Date: 2017-05-25 10:11 am (UTC)Okay, but if you get a ridiculously huge box of chocolates or something, you've gotta share.
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Date: 2017-05-25 01:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-05-26 09:50 pm (UTC)Probably safer that way. I'll get ambushed by Nora and Ruby instead of you.
[She's joking. ...Probably. ...Weiss, you live with far too many people who like sweets.]
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Date: 2017-05-27 01:15 am (UTC)Right. Anyway, I'm going to ask the others about this. I'll talk to you later.
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